How to smell like a chipper

I have discovered the wonder that is vinegar.  It's like magic...from what I can make out, it does everything your common or garden bleach does, but it's eco-friendly.  I'm using it for removing the stains from Beautiful Girl's vests after exploding nappies, and for wiping down her changing table.   Sure the place smells like you're having your favourite 1 and 1 for dinner, but if it saves harsh chemicals on everything BG touches, I'm willing to put up with 10 minutes of pong.  I'm going to start branching out and using it mixed with things like bread soda for cleaning.  There are some great ideas on http://www.vinegartips.com/Scripts/