Mammy Rites of Passage

Well, as of today, I think I have completed all of the Mammy Rites of Passage. In Beautiful Girl's four months she has
1. pee-d on me
2. poo-ed on me
3. farted on me
4. got sick on me
5. kicked me in the boob
6. punched me in the boob
7. suddenly pulled off a breastfeed in public
8. and in front of my Dad
9. and in front of The General's Dad
10. burped in my face

and today, she got sick into my mouth.

These are the bits of being a Mammy no-one tells you about, and for good reason.